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Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , You know you've been playing

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~ Sweeney Todd Lundgren


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , What goes best with a cup

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. ~ Henry Rollins


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Way too much coffee

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~ David Letterman


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Water is the most essential element

Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can’t make coffee. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Ultimate office automation

Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , This coffee tastes like mud

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~ Old Vaudeville Joke


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , This coffee falls into your stomach

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~ Honoré de Balzac – “The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee”


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , There's nothing sweeter

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~ Rian Aditia


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , The morning cup of coffee

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. – “Over the Teacups,” 1891


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , The coffee was so strong
Quotes About Coffee

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. ~ Betty MacDonald


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~ Prince Tallyrand


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Sleep is a symptom of caffeine

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , RISING.SUN detected
Quotes About Coffee

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Retirement is one great

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Replace therefore your morning-coffee

Replace therefore your morning-coffee by a hearty breakfast…. If you refuse doing so, then have it your own way; but in that case do not afterwards complain of your wretchedness and misery, and if the frame of your body should give way, then you may be sure that you yourself contributed most powerfully towards its downfall… those who are so fond of coffee that the very word coffee acts on them like a charm… ~ Sebastian KneippThus Shalt Thou Live: Hints and Advice for the Healthy and the Sick on a Simple and Rational Mode of Life and a Natural Method of Cure, 1889, translated from the 19th German edition


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Petroleum and coffee had
Quotes About Coffee

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Over second and third cups

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Only Irish coffee provides
Quotes About Coffee

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~ Alex Levine


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , No one can understand

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ~ Sheik Abd-al-Kadir


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , No coffee can be good in the

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~ Henry Ward Beecher


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , My blood type is Folgers

My blood type is Folgers. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Mothers are those wonderful people
Quotes About Coffee

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~ Author Unknown


C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Man does not live by coffee

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I've just arrived in New York City

I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot. ~ From the television show Twin Peaks by David Lynch (Thanks, Rachel)


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , It's amazing how the world

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee! ~ Donna A. Favors


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , It is inhumane, in my opinion
Quotes About Coffee

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. ~ Dave Barry


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , In Seattle you haven't had

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~ Jeff Bezos


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , In America you can buy bucket-sized

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I'll quit coffee

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. ~ From the television show Will and Grace


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , if pot coffee
Quotes About Coffee

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , If you want to improve your understanding

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee. Sir James Mackintosh used to say, he believed the difference between one man and another was produced by the quantity of coffee he drank. ~ Sydney Smithquoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith: Volume I by his daughter Lady Saba Holland with A Selection From His Letters edited by Mrs. Austin, 1855


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , If it ain't caffeinated

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I'd stop drinking coffee
Quotes About Coffee

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I think if I were a woman I'd wear
Quotes About Coffee

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~ John Van Druten


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I orchestrate my mornings

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I never drink coffee at lunch
Quotes About Coffee

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~ Ronald Reagan


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I must get up
Quotes About Coffee

I must get up. My coffee needs me. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I make serious coffee

I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I like my coffee strong

I like my coffee strong, not lethal! ~ M*A*S*H


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I like my coffee like my women

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I just realized I’m not a morning

I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I have measured

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~ T.S. Eliot


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I had some dreams

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~ Carly Simon


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I don't have a problem with

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I don’t understand decaf

I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. ~ A.C. Van Cherub – 2008


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I can’t stop drinking the coffee
Quotes About Coffee

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. ~ Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Face,” season 4, episode 20, original airdate 2004 May 4th, spoken by the character Lorelai Gilmore


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I bought a decaffeinated coffee table
Quotes About Coffee

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , I believe humans get a lot done

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~ Flash Rosenberg


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Hot coffee and cold winter

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Herbal tea tastes so much

Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , He was my cream

He was my cream, and I was his coffee –
And when you poured us together, it was something. ~ Josephine Baker


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Good communication
Quotes About Coffee

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Given enough coffee
Quotes About Coffee

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Forever Time it takes

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , For adrenalin junkies

For adrenalin junkies, coffee’s aphrodisiac power is immediately evident. The drink is essentially the world’s most socially acceptable stimulant. ~ “Coffee — The Aphrodisiac Buzz of Caffeine,” EatSomethingSexy.com


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Everybody should believe

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. ~ Author Unknown


C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Don't laugh at the coffee
Quotes About Coffee

Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Don't drink coffee in the morning

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Docs Oh, you mean
Quotes About Coffee

Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Do I like my coffee black

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Déjà Brew The feeling

Déjà Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Decaffeinated coffee is kind

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~ Bob Irwin


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Decaf No, it's dangerous to dilute

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Decaf is like masturbating

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ~ Robin Williams


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Conscience keeps more people

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , COFFEE.SYS Not Found
Quotes About Coffee

COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee, which makes

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
And see through all things with his half-shut eyes. ~ Alexander Pope


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee, the finest organic

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~ Star Trek: Voyager


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee, n. break fluid

Coffee, n. break fluid. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee was a food in that house
Quotes About Coffee

Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. ~ Patricia Hampl


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee The first

Coffee: The first peripheral! ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee smells like freshly

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Lane Adams


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee makes us severe

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~ Jonathan Swift


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee makes me invincible

Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee leads men to trifle away

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~ The Women’s Petition Against Coffee, 1674


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee is the best thing to douse

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee is not my cup

Coffee is not my cup of tea. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee is a hug in a mug

Coffee is a hug in a mug. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee is a beverage that puts
Quotes About Coffee

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~ Alphonse Allais


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee in England

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee has two virtues

Coffee has two virtues, it is wet and warm. ~ Dutch Proverb[Quoted in P.J. Harrebomée, Spreekwoordenboek der Nederlandsche taal, c.1853, and in English: Henry G. Bohn, A Polyglot of Foreign Proverbs comprising French, Italian, German, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, and Danish.


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Coffee and tobacco

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~ Turkish Proverb


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Chocolate, men, coffee

Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Caffeine isn't a drug

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Caffeine is my shepherd

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Caffeine Allocation Error
Quotes About Coffee

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , But what is coffee

But what is coffee, but a noxious berry,
Born to keep used-up Londoners awake? ~ Charles Stuart Calverley “Beer,” Verses and Translations, 1862


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Be a coffee-drinking

Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself! ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , As a rule, I do not approve of messing

As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does. ~ Clay Thompson“I put egg shells in my coffee,” The Arizona Republic, August 2014


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , All's fair in love and

All’s fair in love and war — and coffee. ~ Pam BradyTrey Parker, and Matt Stone, South Park, “Gnomes,” original airdate 1998 December 16th


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , All the coffee in Columbia

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Ah well, a morning with weak
Quotes About Coffee

Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee. ~ Terri Guillemets


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , Actually, this seems to be the

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. ~ Alexander King


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , A yawn is a silent scream

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , A morning without coffee

A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~ Author Unknown


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , A mathematician is a device
Quotes About Coffee

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~ Paul Erdos


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , A fig for partridges and quails

A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales
Would choose in peace to drink my coffee. ~ Jonathon Swift


Quotes About Coffee , Coffee Quotes , A cup of coffee — real coffee — home-browned

A cup of coffee — real coffee — home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

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