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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that ~ Margaret Segall1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


Windows NT crashed

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams. ~ Peter Rothman1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


Windows is just DOS in drag

Windows is just DOS in drag. ~ Author Unknown


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What boots up must come down. ~ Author Unknown


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Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result. ~ Alan Turingabout computers


Unix was not designed

Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. ~ Doug Gwyn


Unix never says

Unix never says “please.” ~ Rob Pike


Unix is simple. It just takes

Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. ~ Dennis Ritchie


Treat your password like

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~ Clifford Stoll


To have no errors

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy ~ Brian M. Porter1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


Three things are certain

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. ~ David Dixon1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


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There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It’s a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you ‘play’ with them! ~ Richard P. Feynman


There is a chasm

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can’t bridge ~ Rahul Sonnad 1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


There are 10 types of people

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t. ~ Author Unknown


The Unix philosophy basically involves

The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure. ~ Author Unknown


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The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! ~ Richard Feynman


Stay the patient course

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down ~ David Ansel1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


Spreadsheet a kind of program

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat “what if?” questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. ~ Dave BarryClaw Your Way to the Top


Some people can hack

Some people can hack it, others can’t. ~ Author Unknown


Software is slowing faster

Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating. ~ Martin Reiser
quoted by Nicklaus Wirth, 1995, which spawned “Grove giveth, and Gates taketh away,” author unknown, referring to CEOs of Intel and Microsoft


Rebooting is a wonder

Rebooting is a wonder drug — it fixes almost everything. ~ Garrett Hazel“Help Desk Blues,” 2002


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Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. ~ Author Unknown


My computer kept beating
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My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing. ~ Author Unknown


Microsoft, where

Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. ~ Author Unknown


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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. ~ Werner von Braun


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Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers. ~ Author Unknown


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It’s not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate. ~ Nicholas P. Negroponte


Information technology and business

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other. ~ Bill Gates


Industry executives and analysts

Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise. ~ David Moschella


In the old days, people robbed

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they’re knocking off servers. ~ Richard Power


In God we trust

In God we trust, all others we virus scan. ~ Author Unknown


In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~ Author Unknown


If you have any trouble sounding

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done. ~ Scott Adams


If Bill Gates had a dime for every

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes… oh, wait a minute, he already does. ~ Author Unknown


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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” ~ Douglas Adams


I wish life had an Undo

I wish life had an Undo function. ~ Author Unknown


I regularly read Internet user

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ~ Dave Barry


I just wish my mouth had

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ~ Author Unknown


Home is where you

Home is where you hang your @. ~ Author Unknown


Hardware where the people

Hardware: where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is. ~ Dave BarryClaw Your Way to the Top


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DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. ~ Author Unknown


Do files get embarrassed

Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped? ~ Author Unknown


Database the information

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. ~ Dave Barry – Claw Your Way to the Top


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Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living. ~ Nicholas NegroponteBeing Digital, 1995


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Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. ~ Author Unknown


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Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.” Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ~ Author Unknown


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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. ~ Andy Rooney


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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~ Edsger W. Dijkstra


Chaos reigns within

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return. ~ Suzie Wagner1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.com


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But they are useless. They can only give you answers. ~ Pablo Picassoabout computers


At least my pencil never

At least my pencil never crashes! ~ Author Unknown


As network administrator

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. ~ Scott Adams(“Dogbert”)


Apathy Error

Apathy Error: Don’t bother striking any key. ~ Author Unknown


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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. ~ Isaac Asimov


After growing wildly for years

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. ~ John Pierce


A user and his leisure time

A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ~ Author Unknown


A picture is worth a thousand

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. ~ Author Unknown


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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. ~ Joseph Weizenbaum

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