30+ System Administrator in Quotes and Sayings (Images)

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System Administrator , Your network is secure, your computer is up and running

Your network is secure, your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why? Because you’ve got an awesome sysadmin (or maybe a whole IT department) keeping your business up and running. So say IT loud; say IT proud… Happy SysAdmin Day! ~ SysAdminDay.com


System Administrator , Writing the first 90 percent of a computer

Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time. ~ N.J. Rubenking


System Administrator , Why did the sysadmin cross the road

Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , Version 1 of any software is full of bugs

Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~ Fred Blechman


System Administrator , User, n. The word computer professionals

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” ~ Dave Barry


System Administrator , Truth is, I wouldn't know

Truth is, I wouldn’t know a gigabyte from a snakebite. ~ Dolly Parton


System Administrator , To err is human, to really foul things

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. ~ Bill Vaughan1969 (Thanks, Garson O’Toole!)


System Administrator , Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer
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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , There is only one satisfying

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. ~ J.H. Goldfuss


System Administrator , There are two major products that came out of Berkeley

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. ~ Jeremy S. Anderson


System Administrator , There are three kinds of death in this world

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. ~ Guy Almes


System Administrator , The real danger is not that computers will begin

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~ Sydney J. Harris


System Administrator , The question of whether computers can think is just like

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~ Edsger W. Dijkstra


System Administrator , The problem with troubleshooting

System Administrator , The problem with troubleshooting is

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s no law against whacking them around a little. ~ Eric Porterfield


System Administrator , The best way to accelerate

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. ~ Marcus Dolengo


System Administrator , The attention span of a computer is only

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , RAM disk is not an installation

RAM disk is not an installation procedure. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , Programming is like sex

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. ~ Michael Sinz


System Administrator , Programmer</strong> - <em>an organism that turns

Programmer – an organism that turns coffee into software. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , It's not a bug</strong> - <em>it's an undocumented

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , If it draws blood, it's hardware

If it draws blood, it’s hardware. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , If computers get too powerful, we can organize them

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in. ~ Author Unknown


System Administrator , If builders built buildings the way programmers

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. ~ One of Murphy’s Laws of Technology

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