[ Women’s Greetings ] Woman is one of the pillars of our society, half the earth, life partner in love and the ages we live.
Here we will say words, phrases and quotations that reflect the respect of writers, historians, politicians and others. We can find those great words places for many positions in our lives, and in general for more than one position, like women’s day and other occasions.
Women’s Greetings – Quotes & Images
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~ Cindy Crawford
You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~ Carolyn Kenmore
You have reached the breast self-examination hotline. Please press 1 now. Now press the other one. ~ Author Unknown
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul’s own doing. ~ Marie Stopes
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~ Timothy Leary
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~ Author Unknown
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~ James Thurber – Time, 15 August 1960
Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. ~ Author Unknown
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~ Lynn Hecht Schafran
Who ever thought up the word “Mammogram?” Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~ Jan King
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~ Natalie Wood
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~ Author Unknown
The old theory was “Marry an older man, because they’re more mature.” But the new theory is: “Men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.” ~ Rita Rudner
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. ~ Colleen McCullough
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~ Dave Barry
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men. ~ Lupe Velez
The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~ Helen Rowland
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~ Author Unknown
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~ Author Unknown
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~ Katherine Hepburn
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as a glance from me. ~ Amanda Vail
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. ~ Author Unknown
Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed. ~ Author Unknown
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~ Faith Whittlesey
Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6. ~ Susan Reinhardt – title of book
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger
My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped. ~ Terri Guillemets – 1992
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ Quentin Crisp
I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~ Erma Bombeck
Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~ Germaine Greer – The Female Eunuch, 1970
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~ Author Unknown
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~ Jean Kerr
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~ Author Unknown
I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly. Maybe that’s why men declare war – because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~ Brett Butler
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~ Jennifer Yane
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~ Janette Barber
I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~ Bella Abzug
I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~ Author Unknown
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, “Did you know it’s time for your annual check-up?” No, but now my mailman does. ~ Cathy Ladman
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~ Author Unknown
Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Author Unknown
Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way. ~ Coupling, “Her Best Friend’s Bottom,” original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~ Attributed to: Sandra J. Dykes
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” ~ Joan Rivers
Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~ Robin Morgan
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
– Attributed to both: ~ Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~ Joseph Conrad
Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~ Robert Byrne
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~ Cathy Crimmins
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~ Carrie Snow
A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~ Anita Wise