Women’s Greetings – Top 55+ Quotes & Images

[ Women’s Greetings ] Woman is one of the pillars of our society, half the earth, life partner in love and the ages we live.

Here we will say words, phrases and quotations that reflect the respect of writers, historians, politicians and others. We can find those great words places for many positions in our lives, and in general for more than one position, like women’s day and other occasions.

Women’s Greetings – Quotes & Images

Women’s Greetings , You start out happy that you have

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~ Cindy Crawford


Women’s Greetings , You have to have the kind

You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~ Carolyn Kenmore


Women’s Greetings , You have reached the breast self-examination hotline

You have reached the breast self-examination hotline. Please press 1 now. Now press the other one. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen

You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul’s own doing. ~ Marie Stopes


Women’s Greetings , Women who seek to be equal

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~ Timothy Leary


Women’s Greetings , Women get the last word in every argument
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Women deserve to have more than twelve
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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~ James ThurberTime, 15 August 1960


Women’s Greetings , Woman's Rule of Thumb

Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Why is it that men can be bastards
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Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~ Lynn Hecht Schafran


Women’s Greetings , Who ever thought up the word

Who ever thought up the word “Mammogram?” Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~ Jan King


Women’s Greetings , Whatever women do they must
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton


Women’s Greetings , The only time a woman

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~ Natalie Wood


Women’s Greetings , The older you get, the tougher

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , The old theory wasMarry an older man

The old theory was “Marry an older man, because they’re more mature.” But the new theory is: “Men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.” ~ Rita Rudner


Women’s Greetings , The lovely thing about being forty is that you

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. ~ Colleen McCullough


Women’s Greetings , The leading cause of death among

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~ Dave Barry


Women’s Greetings , The first time you buy a house

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men. ~ Lupe Velez


Women’s Greetings , The chief excitement in a woman's life
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The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~ Helen Rowland


Women’s Greetings , The average woman would rather have

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Stressed spelled backwards is desserts

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Sometimes I wonder if men and women
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~ Katherine Hepburn


Women’s Greetings , Sometimes I think if there

Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as a glance from me. ~ Amanda Vail


Women’s Greetings , Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , SnaughlingLaughing so hard you snort

Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Remember, Ginger Rogers

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~ Faith Whittlesey


Women’s Greetings , Not tonight honey, wait

Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6. ~ Susan Reinhardttitle of book


Women’s Greetings , No one will ever win the battle

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger


Women’s Greetings , My boyfriend asked me why women
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My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped. ~ Terri Guillemets1992


Women’s Greetings , Men get laid, but women
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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ Quentin Crisp


Women’s Greetings , I've been on a constant

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~ Erma Bombeck


Women’s Greetings , Is it too much to ask that women

Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~ Germaine GreerThe Female Eunuch, 1970


Women’s Greetings , Inside some of us is a thin person struggling

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , If you have formed the habit

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~ Jean Kerr


Women’s Greetings , If not for chocolate, there would be no need

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , I would like it if men had

I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly. Maybe that’s why men declare war – because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~ Brett Butler


Women’s Greetings , I want a man who's kind and understanding

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor


Women’s Greetings , I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~ Jennifer Yane


Women’s Greetings , I refuse to think of them as chin hairs

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~ Janette Barber


Women’s Greetings , I really don't think I need buns

I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~ Ellen DeGeneres


Women’s Greetings , I prefer the word homemaker

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~ Bella Abzug


Women’s Greetings , I keep trying to lose weight

I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , I got a postcard from my gynecologist

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, “Did you know it’s time for your annual check-up?” No, but now my mailman does. ~ Cathy Ladman


Women’s Greetings , I am woman! I am invincible

I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Home cooking where many

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Author Unknown


Women’s Greetings , Having a bottom is living with the enemy

Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way. ~ Coupling, “Her Best Friend’s Bottom,” original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally


Women’s Greetings , Forget love</strong> - <em>I'd rather fall

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~ Attributed to: Sandra J. Dykes


Women’s Greetings , Don't cook. Don't clean

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” ~ Joan Rivers


Women’s Greetings , Don't accept rides from strange

Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~ Robin Morgan


Women’s Greetings , Can you imagine a world without men
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
– Attributed to both: ~ Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander


Women’s Greetings , Boys will be boys, and so will a lot

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard


Women’s Greetings , Being a woman is a terribly difficult task

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~ Joseph Conrad


Women’s Greetings , Behind every successful woman

Women’s Greetings , Behind every successful woman is

Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro


Women’s Greetings , Anybody who believes that the way to a

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~ Robert Byrne


Women’s Greetings , A period is just the beginning

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~ Cathy Crimmins


 

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~ Carrie Snow


Women’s Greetings , A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are

A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~ Anita Wise

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